The Story

Fuck! Just realised I never wrote the story down!

In this world, various “planes” meld into each other, meaning that you can take a leisurely walk from Lavender Town to Hell and to the Dream Kingdom of King Beau. And throughout this world roam many paranormal creatures from cryptology, folklore, mythology and fiction, all labeled under the name “Paramon”. No, it doesn’t make sense, but who the fuck cares?

You play as /x/-tan, a girl from Lavender Town who lives off this stuff. She wants to see and capture all the strangeness this world has to offer her. With the help of occultist Professor Crowley, she gets ready for her big adventure. However, when /b/ shows up, escaped from whatever high-security asylum he was locked in, he steals a Paraball and sets out on the same adventure ahead of you. With that much power in his hands, he could snowball into a gigantic cancerous mass and ruin the fun for everyone!

You now have a more important goal; to stop /b/ from fucking everything up! The only sure way to do this is to talk to God himself. South of Lavender Town is a gateway to Heaven, but the magic needed to unlock it was divided and sealed inside 8 objects, the objects then given to guardians or lost to the ages. You must challenge these guardians, take their relics and unlock the gates to Heaven so that you can make your demands to God in person (because praying is for chumps).

Along the way there’ll be many other adventures to be had as shady individuals and organisations lurk in the shadows. CAN YOU BECOME A PARAMON MASTER?????



So yeah, it’s clearly got a fun tone to it, but believe me when I say I’m going to hide the cheapest of cheap scares in there too. It’ll have all the /x/ in-jokes and memes from over the years with a good few of the classic /b/ ones here and there. The map it’s self is pretty much made of the same old topics you see on /x/ every few days.

Don’t forget, you can ask me any questions you want to and submit anything you’d like as long as it fits the game!

A couple of locations in the first town, which is of course, Lavender Town. Top left is Prof Crowley’s lab, complete with the eye of Horus pentagram on the floor. Right to that is an Alchemist’s Market. Basically, all your potions and shit will be made by alchemists and magicians. Bottom left is a Paramon centre. Nothing new there bar a snazzy red carpet. And to the right of that is /x/-tan’s room. Televisions, radios, pictures and books will be more interactive than Pokémon Gold. Instead of just getting a description, you’ll also hear or see what she does. So pressing A/Z at that radio will play this, followed by a text box saying “That’s strange. It sounds like some sot of secret code. It’s overpowering some of the regular stations”. And TVs will play low-res gifs.
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A couple of locations in the first town, which is of course, Lavender Town. Top left is Prof Crowley’s lab, complete with the eye of Horus pentagram on the floor.

Right to that is an Alchemist’s Market. Basically, all your potions and shit will be made by alchemists and magicians.

Bottom left is a Paramon centre. Nothing new there bar a snazzy red carpet.

And to the right of that is /x/-tan’s room. Televisions, radios, pictures and books will be more interactive than Pokémon Gold. Instead of just getting a description, you’ll also hear or see what she does. So pressing A/Z at that radio will play this, followed by a text box saying “That’s strange. It sounds like some sot of secret code. It’s overpowering some of the regular stations”. And TVs will play low-res gifs.